Well, I am a More Clever Dog than my humans thought. I FOUND the last half of the One Square Meal bar – Dad thought he hid it away well, but I have an expert sniffer. And I munched it up all by myself. The only evidence my Mum found was me licking my lips and a few crumbs in my bed with half the wrapper. Score!!!
But my hu-mum still loves me lots. She still lets me sleep on her. She got the germs from hu-dad, so we did lots of sleeping on her day off. Here is the evidence of that.
Ruger's Crew 